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mauri of me #19 shoe porn

I was thinking about stuff I like … shit that makes Me feel Nice … Yah know … Just to add to my ‘365 reasons to smile’ mojo …

So I decided to google #shoeporn … because shoes are just one of most favourite-est things … well good shoes that is.

Any who … I was quite disgusted, nay appalled, at what our millennials believe is a good shoe, be-fitting the hashtag slash title of “Shoe Porn”.

Apparently a sneaker, that looks similar to what I could buy at K Mart for $14, but said sneaker has a teensy tiny little label on it, that alludes to the possibility of that shoe being a Louis Vuitton; but not actuals … well that shit is classed as ‘shoe porn’. Wtf right?

Now I’m No expert in shoes … however, there are a couplely things that place a shoe (for Me anyways) in the Shoe Porn Zone.

A. They’ve gotta be sexy. … and I don’t mean hooker boot sexy; I mean classy, Italian,  Yanis Marshall dancing in them, sexy.

B. They’ve gotta suit your feet. They’ve gotta suit You.

Now, my Nan was my shoe fettish idol. She had heels for miles and her feet had arches like Naomi Campbell. I loved watching her get all dressed up to the nines, with the heels that perfectly accompanied her outfit. She was my version of quintessential elegance.

Shoes became something that I gravitated towards and unknowingly collected like other peeps collect little ceramic angels that gather dust on their shelves. Shoes were my go-to for elegance and relief. I’m a dress from the shoe up kind of girl; meaning the shoes are everything … except for the, ‘how’ you wear them.

For Me – Shoes are an Art unto themselves 😉

Heres a little sample of what I’m referring too.

by Gucci

by Alberta Ferretti

by Richard Braqo

My taste in shoes is obviously way overpriced … but I know my taste in shoes is also gangstah … and they make Me happy … and isn’t that all that matters really!

*Oh … I feel another shoe collection coming on 😉 *

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8 thoughts on “mauri of me #19 shoe porn

  1. Oh yeah, I feel ya. The real laugh, is that you can get REAL leather shoes made up to look EXACTLY like whatever ones you’re drooling after, for next to nothing. Copy whatever you like! The Chinese have been doing this for centuries, whereas, the dumbfuck wannabees, who seriously want to ONLY wear PRADA for e.g. will pay through their asses, believing, I mean ACTUALLY believing, that that NAME makes the price soooo worth it! Um, anyone missing a few brain cells in the populace? oh yes, sorry, 99% of them!

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    • Yep … those are my go-tos … theres no way I’d pay a whole heap of money (i don’t have anyway) to put something flashy looking on my feet … just cos it has a label! Ridiculous and weird 😉

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  2. Oh good lord, I’d die if I wore any of those! My husband bought me a pair of what I call hooker boots for Christmas one year. I looked like I was trying to walk in stilts, putting my arms out for balance and everything. Ridiculous. 😂

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