yup shes still rolling.
& yah know, just when i think i got it sussed .. like, ah yes, thats a hot flush .. it will pass .. or, ah yes, that is the walls of my uterus flexing causing pain right down through my asshole, it will pass … or, my personal favourite .. ah yes, its a constipated bowel routine even though you had the shits a couple days ago .. it will pass .. LOL.
my fuck .. its never fucking ending .. & im trying to remember that all this biology helped birth beautiful babies etc etc .. *eye ball roll*
but some days i get the curve ball & today is one of them.
thats it. flushed as fuck hot ass cheeks.
& it feels like those bitches are on fire. so much so i thought i had a fever.
yup i checked all that & nope i dont.
finally googled & guess what comes up. thats right, peri fucking menopause.
i dont know how to settle uncomfortable hot ass cheeks down cos i aint ever had them. fuck.
lol, i mean in the big scheme of things, annoying hot cheeks isn’t really huge, other than the fact that they’re annoying.
so today im doing ice packs on the cheeks with a jersey on so the rest of me doesnt freeze ffs. & ima taking it easy.
*insert the usual*