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366 reasons to smile ~ +255.

+255. 😉

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sparrow vs emu

is there such thing a thing as

sparrow hunting?

i figure it would require

skill, stealth

a bit of knowing ~ how;

it’s the kind of prey that

looks vulnerable, but actually takes some skill

to

kill.

i would surmise.

.

an emu on the other hand.

i’m guessing would take

a different set of skills

to hunt, to catch.

i don’t see the emu

as easy prey.

i would surmise.

.

so if i was to go ~ a hunting,

a bird hunting .

i think i would choose the larger, prey.

just cos

i don’t wanna fail.

first time hunter and all;

i would hate to embarrass

my

self.

.

i wonder.

is that how a pedo

views their prey?

and their woeful

prowess?

their hunting

abilities,

or lack,

thereof.

i wonder,

if they were originally

jilted,

unexperienced

unseasoned hunters

of a more seemly game?

but were so useless at it.

the relating and being un-creepy,

human;

and shit.

that they decided to move

to easier

more vulnerable,

prey.

.

sounds like a plausible dam theory

to me.

.

pussy cunts.

 

 

Quote

pedo jokes

Pedophile ~

“Shit …

I need a vacation!”

.

Child ~

“Yes you do!

Take one please!!”

.

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365 reasons to smile ~ 172.

172. Just cos it appeals to my sense of humour 😉 🙂

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365 reasons to smile ~ 147.

147. The classic passive aggressive response …  LOL

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365 reasons to smile ~ 146.

146. Ahhh, New Zealand …

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ahhh, the ‘walking dead’

pretty sure

PTSD

and

the zombie apocalypse

go together

like

bees and honey

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365 reasons to smile ~ 132.

132. Weird I know, but I had to grin at the irony of it all! We have a version of these types of idiots in our country … unfortunately, they’re trying to run the country! [big eye roll; half grin; then grimace followed by a shake of the head!]

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just when you thought it couldn’t be any more ridiculous…

push one for the operator

push two for a call back

push three for the operators operators operator

push four for the call backs operator

push five if your not sure which operator is operating and you’d like an alternative operator

push six for that operators operator

push seven for the operators operators operators call back service

push eight for the call back for the operators operators operators operator

push nine to repeat the services provided (or not)

un / diplomatic

the diplomatic part of me

[and that’s pretty slim]

says…

she’s entitled to her opinion

she’s entitled to have her say

she’s entitled to correct

or ‘chastise’

 

the undiplomatic part of me

[which is well obese]

says…

 

fuck that shit

she can eat a fat one!