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366 reasons to smile ~ +348.

+348. Just a wee reminder 😉

#meme reads:

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

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366 reasons to smile ~ +347.

+347. Apparently …

#meme reads:

I was asked what I look for in a relationship … Apparently “A Way Out” wasn’t the right answer.

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366 reasons to smile ~ +346.

+346. Now that must be a full street 😉

#meme

A photograph of a sign post on a curbed street corner, that points in one direction and reads:

“Twatt.”

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366 reasons to smile ~ +345.

+345. Actually flag 1 & 3 and I’ll just settle for number 2 😉

#meme reads:

My Xmas list is short this year:

  1. $1,000,000 in cash
  2. The should of all who have displeased me
  3. A kitten
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reconciling the hormones #9

Me and Me hormones and Me feng shui today ❤

#meme (poem) reads:

I lied and said I was busy. I was busy;  but not in a way most people understand.

I was busy taking deeper breaths. I was busy silencing irrational thoughts. I was busy calming a racing heart.  I was busy telling myself I am Okay.

Sometimes, this is my busy – and I will not apologise for it.

By B Oakman – titled “Anxiety Doesn’t Knock First”.

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activism ~ a word from:

#meme (screen shot facebook post) reads:

Bigot: I demand that you carefully consider my position and patiently refute my points one by one and then, when I move the goalposts, I’m gonna need you to refute a whole set of new completely disingenuous points, and I’m going to need this to go on all day.

Me: I’m gonna need you eat a dick.

Bigot: OHHH MY GOD THE NAME CALLING! Oh my HEART WILL NOT  BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS! OHHHH YOU ONLY REFUSE TO DEBATE ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUVE ALREADY LOST!!! OOOHHHH AD  HOOOOOOOMINEM!!!!

(Falls dramatically to the floor, preferably clutching a linen handkerchief)

Every time.

Just let them. Step over that quivering thespian and go do, like, anything else. You don’t owe them a “debate”. You can even use those words, if you aren’t comfortable telling someone to eat dick.

I DON’T OWE YOU A DEBATE.

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366 reasons to smile ~ +343.

+343. Just a L O L 🙂

#meme

Picture of a dog (bull mastiff cross I think), sitting on a couch with it’s mouth gaping and doing, what looks like a sarcastic eye ball roll.

Caption reads: “And I was like oh my gawd”.

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366 reasons to smile ~ +342.

+342. Funny and true for most … Not this household though … We are not going apeshit over spending … Heads up: It’s Completely Unnecessary !

#meme

Reads: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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366 reasons to smile ~ +341.

+341. Not really applicable to Me anymore because I shop online … but when I did, I always returned the cart LOL! Oh, but I’m still an asshole 😉

#meme 

Reads: I might be an asshole but at least I push my cart to the cart return when I’m done with it, you piece of shit.

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366 reasons to smile ~ +340.

+340. Just L O L …

#meme

A photograph of a newspaper clipping with the highlighted sentence which reads: “To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.”

The caption reads: Folks, just remember as you read this, this person probably drives, votes and may have already reproduced.