the silent treatment.

when they think they’re punishing you.

LOL.


kpm©


 

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a little knowledge.

  1. If you pluck the hairs out of your chin, they grow back.
  2. If you pluck the hairs out of your chin, they grow back thicker.
  3. If you pluck the hairs out of your chin, by the time you hit your 40s, your going to need a hedge trimmer to tidy those bastards up!

Moral of the story ~

1. The hair is supposed to be there; leave it the fuck alone!

2. A hedge trimmer doesn’t work!


#throwback Apr 12, 2016 @ 11:14


kpm©


 

OM fucken G

how thick
can one man be.


throwback Mar 30, 2016 @ 23:26


kpm©


 

Image

this happened:

one big ass earth quake.

i don’t like earthquakes.

no, not at all.

and the partner … strolls around the house after the shaking stops. then looks at me, serious as, and says:

‘so, do you want pizza for dinner’

wtf.

i’m still shaking and feel like vomiting and he wants to eat!

couldn’t go and get pizza so cooks himself a feed …

#men

gave me a laugh though, and lightened the panic attack. on a positive note : i didn’t freak out to bad like the last lot of earthquakes we had … those cunts had me in a state of pts(d) shock for months!

but hoping they don’t make a return to soon … i’m still gathering up my feng shui!


 

Video

unfucking thyself 101.121

Karakia:

Atua

Tukua

Homai to Aroha

Ae.

121.

And this was a completely unexpected find today … but I am grateful and am therefore sharing.

Your Welcome :)

Fuck That: An Honest Meditation – Jason Headley, July 6 2015.


:)

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apple fucking id

when apple locks you out for putting in the incorrect apple i.d, that you didn’t want, that you had to change last time, to something else that you didn’t want, and therefore promptly fucking forgot grrrr


IKR. 1st world problems.

kpm©


 

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on other peoples blogs / posts / twitter / ig, ‘Fuck’ appears as

f*ck

f%#k

fcuk

f**k (excuse my language).

.

do they not know how to spell fuck?


thats it. ’twas a joke. IKR.

kpm©