Hmmm what to say about the blessed hormones at the moment ??
Well …
- I’m due for my period according to my trusty calendar
- However, due to the fact that my memory is a shit collective at present, it is quite likely that I’ve entered the wrong ‘finish’ date and thus the wrong ‘start’ date has popped up.
- Yes. Thats what I’ve done forever, to map my little periodical hormones / symptoms etc etc.
- So boobs are starting to ache and that is a sure sign of impending period-ness.
- I’m shitty as fuck … but that could be period or meno-pausical symptoms ;)
- My ears keep popping, and the vertigo is off the charts at the mo.
Ahhh, so thats what I was going to ramble about, was the vertigo situation.
It gets worse around pre-period time even though the blessed doctor says my hormones have nothing to do with the vertigo situation; I think he’s all cack … and having never had a period himself, how the fuck is he supposed to tell Me that I am wrong … Pfft.
So, menopause wise … it kinda go-figures that if my normal is vertigoy at period time, then it would do the same at menopausal time .. Right?
Right.
So working on this theory … and having spent the last 2 days flat on my back (for a lot of the day anyways) or in some lotusy type position on the floor … the dizzy, vertigo feeling should pass within the next few days and return on the odd occasion just like a hot flush … hmmm
Right?
Right.
But just to throw a spanner in my theoretical works, I’ve realised that with the lessening of cigarettes, I am thusly coughing up some amazing looking gunk and my sinuses are doing some freaking shit which throws out my physical balance aka more fucking vertigo …. sooooo …
It could also be plausible that when all nicotine and other such shit is outta my system … and my sinuses and lungs have thusly adjusted … and my natural feng shui has returned to that of a 11 year old (when I started smoking … ), I could be feeling abit more balanced???
Right?
Right.
Well fucking hope so …
So, until I figure out abit more … Cheers to all biological women and their biological-ness ;) Yous have my sympathies and undying admiration!
kpm ©