because i have no poem; not really: re hormones

unless its got to do with

my overheating personage,

I don’t really give a shit

about making up lovely little

heart felt poems.

Oh, and unless there is

a solution,

to the massive overheating

which I’m pretty sure I could

fry a fucken egg on;

I don’t give a shit

about poetry right now.


kpm ©


 

weeding

embracing the weeds.

turns out,

they’re healing.

and edible.


kpm©


 

wart

Stop

worrying.

Now.

No.

Just

stop.


kpm©


 

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for my friend: “karas migrating pickles” …

I have a blogging friend.

Her name is Kara.

She’s a bit stubborn.

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She’s one hell of a machine too!

And she loves …

Pickles.

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Yep. Thats right.

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Pickles.

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Now my friend has a few things ‘happening’.

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And she could do with some pickles right now.

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And I thought I might package some of our NZ pickles up and send her some.

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However, due to the recent immigration ‘restrictions’, I wasn’t sure if those little beauties would actually make it over the border:
c011f3f7121e708fcbb71a79ef1de5b973c9d1c78bbe6c54f4c11365ea9729dfAnd it would seem the only pickles welcome are those in this sandwich!

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Oh and in a McDs burger:

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So my alternate solution was going to be to send Kara some nice pickle related paraphernalia … like theses:

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But found that these would probably not make it over the boarder either … as they are ‘alt-solutions’ and these aren’t welcome … just ‘alt-facts’.

But not to be deterred!

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It would seem blogging hasn’t been completely censored yet …

A – Hah, I thought … Why not ‘send’ Kara a beautiful little post, reminding her that she is deeply admired; that her ‘comments’ and virtual friendship are also deeply appreciated … and that if she doesn’t meet her ‘obligations’ … I shalt virtually kick her ass ;)

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So Kara, This last pickle Accolade is Just For You :)

 

 

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Please get better-er soon :)

And for everyone else:

Check out the quick witt of Ms Kara @

“POLISHING DOOKIE
Making the best of the sh*t I’ve got”

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a g a i n

& here we go again.

just like a cheesy line from a cheesy fucken song.

great.


kpm ©


 

wail.

wail.  like you feel it.

like you want them to feel it too.


kpm ©


 

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eulogy for my undies

ode to the undies

that have held

everything

in place ~

that have comforted

and hugged

the ass cheeks

on a long winters night ~

that have been the forever

faithfuls

the ‘go toos’

the reliables.

May you rest in peace,

albeit,

pieces.

 

They are to be

cremated …

this evening

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kpm ©


 

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its a strange thing

being

.

just being.

its not as easy as it sounds.


kpm ©


 

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photographic art: [deconstruction / power meter box]

Our old house:

our first beach house.

There lived an old

power meter box.

Lovely old thing.

Full of character,

and cobwebs.

At night you could hear

It tick over.

And gently hum,

as it racked up the dollars.

But I’m going to miss it;

Miss it’s ticking and humming.

They don’t make them like this

anymore.

And tend to rip out these and replace

them with those over-rated

digital fuckers.

But I prefer these.

Old and glorious models.


kpm ©


 

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