birthdays birthdays

April and June are our birthday steroid months. I think theres 5 or 6 in April and the same for June.

Cool Story … lol,

Which brings Me to this weekend; where there will be, what was going to be, a small gathering of friends and fams.

Last count 25 and rising … eek.

All good … I’m breathing … I have my toolkit … eek.

Seriously though … this will be the first time in about 4 years that I’ve been in the same vicinity with all of the fams – both sides.

Eek and double eek.

Oh and I have drugs if I need them 😉

Wish Me luck … if I can pull this shit off without offending anyone to badly or having a giant ass meltdown … the possibilities could be endless 😉

Oh, and my father is apparently flying into the country on Saturday … again … maybe.

Eeeeeekkkk.

from Me

“You need to stop dwelling in the past and move forward”

a. You can’t move forward if you don’t know where backwards is.

b. Fuck off and mind your own moving forward.

sparrow vs emu

is there such thing a thing as

sparrow hunting?

i figure it would require

skill, stealth

a bit of knowing ~ how;

it’s the kind of prey that

looks vulnerable, but actually takes some skill

to

kill.

i would surmise.

.

an emu on the other hand.

i’m guessing would take

a different set of skills

to hunt, to catch.

i don’t see the emu

as easy prey.

i would surmise.

.

so if i was to go ~ a hunting,

a bird hunting .

i think i would choose the larger, prey.

just cos

i don’t wanna fail.

first time hunter and all;

i would hate to embarrass

my

self.

.

i wonder.

is that how a pedo

views their prey?

and their woeful

prowess?

their hunting

abilities,

or lack,

thereof.

i wonder,

if they were originally

jilted,

unexperienced

unseasoned hunters

of a more seemly game?

but were so useless at it.

the relating and being un-creepy,

human;

and shit.

that they decided to move

to easier

more vulnerable,

prey.

.

sounds like a plausible dam theory

to me.

.

pussy cunts.

 

 

Quote

pedo jokes

Pedophile ~

“Shit …

I need a vacation!”

.

Child ~

“Yes you do!

Take one please!!”

.

i ~ beat ~ you ~ fucker

and as i stroll

through

your grey

matter

steel caps

on foots

crowbar

in hand

i whistle a

merry little

tune

~

once you were

large

like your

dick

in my

face

but now

like that

dick

your small

shrivelled

and dried

~

and as you

feel

the pound

of my crowbar

and the

pattering

of my

foots

in your

grey

matter

Know

This

~

I

Beat

You

Fucker