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riddle Me this:

Q. When is a fitted sheet not a fitted sheet?

A. When it doesn’t fucken fit!

‘Me’

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oh yeah …

I Like My Friends.

They’re Gangstah 🙂

‘Me’

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~ Soren Kierkegaard ~

Life can only be understood backwards;

but it must be lived forwards.

 ~ Soren Kierkegaard ~

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ummmmmm

stop whining on about the

‘your just liking my shit 

without actually reading it’.

its called positive affirmation  

ffs

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old friend?

Him:      Hi – haven’t seen you in ages

Me:        Hi – nice to see you again

Him:      So, you’re a dike now

(Note: ’twas a statement, not a question.)

Me:       Pardon?

Him:     Your twitter profile … says you’re a feminist

Me:        Huh?

Him:      And you always retweet those dike posts

Me:        You mean the anti Violence Against Women tweets?

Him:      Yeah, them and those dike marches they’re doing in the States

Me:        Oh my good lord

Him:       You christian too? Didn’t think dikes could be Christians?

Me:         Was interesting seeing you

Him:        You wanna get coffee?

Me:           No.

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how do you know you’re getting old?

when living on the edge

means having coffee after

6pm!

😉

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365 reasons to smile ~ 343.

343. So true 🙂

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swearing?

Apparently I have a

‘Potty Mouth’;

Or so I have been told recently.

‘Well thank fucking you,

Swearing fucking grammar Police Bitch’:

was my reply.

Went down like a cup of hot sick 🙂

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friendly warning …

If you should find yourself in a

YouTube

Black Hole:

Do not fight it!

Roll with it.

Your welcome.

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mentally ill? ME?

mentally ill?

i’m not the one walking 2 teensy-tiny dogs,

no bigger than each of my fists!

put those bastards on a large mouse wheel FFS!

duh!