Q. When is a fitted sheet not a fitted sheet?
A. When it doesn’t fucken fit!
I Like My Friends.
They’re Gangstah 🙂
Life can only be understood backwards;
but it must be lived forwards.
~ Soren Kierkegaard ~
stop whining on about the
‘your just liking my shit
without actually reading it’.
its called positive affirmation
Him: Hi – haven’t seen you in ages
Me: Hi – nice to see you again
Him: So, you’re a dike now
(Note: ’twas a statement, not a question.)
Him: Your twitter profile … says you’re a feminist
Him: And you always retweet those dike posts
Me: You mean the anti Violence Against Women tweets?
Him: Yeah, them and those dike marches they’re doing in the States
Me: Oh my good lord
Him: You christian too? Didn’t think dikes could be Christians?
Me: Was interesting seeing you
Him: You wanna get coffee?
when living on the edge
means having coffee after
343. So true 🙂
Apparently I have a
Or so I have been told recently.
‘Well thank fucking you,
Swearing fucking grammar Police Bitch’:
was my reply.
Went down like a cup of hot sick 🙂
If you should find yourself in a
Do not fight it!
Roll with it.
i’m not the one walking 2 teensy-tiny dogs,
no bigger than each of my fists!
put those bastards on a large mouse wheel FFS!