i don’t like earthquakes.
no, not at all.
and the partner … strolls around the house after the shaking stops. then looks at me, serious as, and says:
‘so, do you want pizza for dinner’
wtf.
i’m still shaking and feel like vomiting and he wants to eat!
couldn’t go and get pizza so cooks himself a feed …
#men
gave me a laugh though, and lightened the panic attack. on a positive note : i didn’t freak out to bad like the last lot of earthquakes we had … those cunts had me in a state of pts(d) shock for months!
but hoping they don’t make a return to soon … i’m still gathering up my feng shui!
kpm ©
kpm© : me & pts (d) 