huh.

“don’t frown”

why not?


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ty.

“always say please and thankyou …”

why?


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and.

“don’t eat that … you’ll get fat”

so?


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educate?

“you need a good education”

in what?

by who?

and what for?


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old?

“aren’t you a little ‘old’ for that?”

by whose standards?

yours? you crusty cunt?


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wearing?

“are you going to wear .. that?”

Yes. Yes I am!


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notches.

“you need to take it down a notch”

to what?

to silent?


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the floor?

“don’t sit on the floor”

why?


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13

“don’t pick that … 13 is an unlucky number”

says who?


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r.e.s.p.e.c.t

“respect authority”

why?


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polite?

“be polite”

why?


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on?

“focus”

why?


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stand?

“stand up straight.”

Why?


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foot?

“put your best foot forward”

as opposed too??


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i wonder:

we have new neighbours.

they bought the

half a million dollar home

next door.

btw they’re noisy as fuck.

what i don’t get is

this formula:

you buy a huge ass house

for a huge ass price

to get up in the morning

to run off to work

to work your ass off all day

to pay for

the big ass house

with the big ass price tag

that you’re never home to enjoy

but so you can,

what?

Enjoy it on Saturday?

That Makes No Sense To Me.

JS


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riddle Me this:

Q. When is a fitted sheet not a fitted sheet?

A. When it doesn’t fucken fit!


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why hurt?

its not that they couldn’t

or even that their honesty was

more to do with their own insecurities.

it was that they did.

that they said it

with no consideration,

of me.


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